The Sandoval Signpost

An Independent Monthly Newspaper Serving the Community since 1988

ASK UNCLE DUFFY

UNCLE DUFFY’S WEEKEND THOUGHTS

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

• A day without sunshine is like ... night.

• On the other hand, you have different fingers.

• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

• Remember, half the people you know are below average.

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

• Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

• How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand..

• OK, so what's the speed of dark?

• When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

• Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

• How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...



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