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Grandpa’s Jokes

Man walks into a bar and says to a woman sitting at the bar, “Hey, why is that celery sticking out of your ear?” She says, “To keep the elephants away!”
Man says, “There aren’t any elephants around here.”
She says, “Yeah, it works pretty well, don’t it?”


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