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UNCLE DUFFY SIMILES

• The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

• She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

• The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law George. But unlike George, this plan just might work.

• Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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