Heard around the West
The really scary thing about killer bees is not that they’ve
pushed north into Arizona, New Mexico, Texas and Oklahoma. It’s
that they operate as a pack of predators, says African bee expert
Carol Sutherland, who works at New Mexico State University. “They
try to disorient their attacker and stop it from running away. And
then they get it down on the ground, and they overwhelm it and kill
it,” she says. Joel Simko was on the roof of his house, 15
miles from Santa Fe, when he was targeted by a swarm of the Africanized
bees. He slid down a ladder to the ground, he told the Denver Post,
and was able to run to his truck, but there he was surrounded by
hundreds of bees searching for a way in. “It was like being
in a science fiction movie,” Simko says. “It was absolutely
terrifying.” Six of the dead bees were tested and found to
be descendants of the Africanized bees that escaped from an experimental
hive in Brazil in 1955. The bees’ march north is expected
to take them into Colorado next summer.
What if you built a high school costing $6.8 million and then couldn’t
drive up to the door? That’s the problem facing the town of
Tombstone because local officials have run out of money, reports
the Arizona Republic. “The school looks great,” says the
school superintendent. “We just can’t get kids to it.” The high school, now some $600,000 over budget and 15 months behind
schedule, needs an improved access road to accommodate buses, and
that’s expected to cost $350,000. Tombstone’s mayor
won’t answer questions about why the town—population
1,500—isn’t helping out, but city clerk Marilynn Slade
maintains, “One way or another, that road will get built.” In the meantime, 350 high school students continue to attend classes
in a building that was brand-new 83 years ago.
The town of Bluff in southeast Utah was named by Mormon pioneers
for the towering sandstone cliffs that surround it. But that’s
just so prosaic; think poker! That’s what a London-based company,
Pokershare.com, wants the town to do by changing Bluff to Pokershare.com.
“Utah is already known as home of the full house. Why not make
it official?” suggests the Salt Lake Tribune. All 285 residents
will take part in a councilman’s poll about whether to accept
$100,000 from Pokershare.com in exchange for the name change. Would
you like to bet on whether residents will make the deal? Marcia
Headenfeldt, owner of Far Out Expeditions in Bluff, won’t
say how she’ll vote, though she allows that the to-do feels
“absolutely absurd.” Whatever happens, she says, “We’ll
get our 15 minutes of fame.”
Eighty may be the new 60, but ski resorts aren’t thrilled
by the increasing number of ancient customers who refuse to hang
up their skis. So Park City, like many other ski resorts, has abandoned
its ski-free policy for those over 70. Septuagenarians must now
pay $249 for season passes, reports the Park Record.
Until we read the Reno Gazette-Journal recently, we didn’t
know that outhouses took trips, much less competed for prizes. Now
we know that Virginia City, population 900, is in its 10th year
of hosting the annual “World Championship Outhouse Races.” Pushed, pedaled and pulled, one-holers are raced down the former
mining town’s historic C Street to the cheers of some 1,000
watchers. Privies come from all over for the event. And the winner
for 2005? The Oletyme Classic, beating by a nose (tightly held between
two fingers) the Urinator.
Betsy Marston is editor of Writers on the Range,
a service of High Country News in Paonia, Colorado (hcn.org).
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