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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine spring day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 25 by Tramway. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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