Three retirees, each with a hearing
loss, were playing golf one fine spring day. One remarked to the
other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man
replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in,
"So am I. Let's have a beer."
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone
rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going
the wrong way on Interstate 25 by Tramway. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of them!"