The Sandoval Signpost

An Independent Monthly Newspaper Serving the Community since 1988

ASK UNCLE DUFFY

UNCLE DUFFY’S WEEKEND THOUGHTS

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes.

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