UNCLE
DUFFY’S WEEKEND THOUGHTS
How come
we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
for Miss America ?
I signed
up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
Don't
argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't
it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes.
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