The Sandoval Signpost

An Independent Monthly Newspaper Serving the Community since 1988

ASK UNCLE DUFFY

UNCLE DUFFY’S WEEKEND THOUGHTS

• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.

• Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• Life isn't like a box of chocolates ... it's more like a jar of
jalapeños. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

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