UNCLE DUFFY’S WEEKEND THOUGHTS
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
• Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Life isn't like a box of chocolates ... it's more like
a jar of
jalapeños. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.