Uncle Duffy
Sol was driving down the street in a sweat because
he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to the heavens, he said, “God,
take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will pray to
you every morning and go to services every night.”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Sol looked up again and said, “Never
mind, I found one.”
Uncle Duffy Fun Facts:
• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, you
would produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood thirty feet. |
