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Uncle Duffy

Sol was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up to the heavens, he said, “God, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will pray to you every morning and go to services every night.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Sol looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”

Uncle Duffy Fun Facts:

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, you would produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood thirty feet.

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